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STRANGE FILES Newsletter: Here’s Your Link to the Latest Issue

January 01, 2024

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Here’s where to find your very own copy of the latest STRANGE FILES newsletter. It’s fun, hypoallergenic, and guaranteed to make you the smartest person in a twenty-five block area.*

*Fine Print: This assumes you’re the only subscriber to the free GET SMART Newsletter in that same 25 blocks where you happen to be standing. With the newspaper’s spectacular popularity, you may not be alone. In which case, you’ll have to duke it out to see who has the highest IQ. Here at the GET SMART Newsletter, we recommend a Cage Match. You will have to supply your own cage and bandages.

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