Hop, Hop, Hop. Here’s Comes the Easter Bunny With Some Porno

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Maybe they’ll make a movie about this–Inside the Green Egg, or Deep Bunny, or Easter Bunny Does Bunnell.

Bunnell?

Yeah, it’s a town just north of Dayton Beach on Florida’s east coast and it’s making headlines for an arrest there this week.

Police began receiving calls earlier this month from residents disturbed to find Easter eggs in their mailboxes stuffed with pornographic images.

Either the Easter Bunny had gone off his meds or someone was being naughty.

Police have now arrested a 42-year-old woman charging her with distributing obscene material, driving with a suspended license, and violating the state’s stay-at-home order during the coronavirus lockdown.

Why’d she do it?

She said she was “educating people,” according to police reports.

Down the road a piece from Bunnell is the town of DeBary where, in yet another coronavirus related incident, police have arrested a Florida man on charges of aggravated assault for deliberately coughing on a cashier while claiming that social distancing rules are “getting out of hand.”

The cashier told police that the 49-year-old man also told her that he coughs on people wearing masks.

He told the police a different story saying, according to the Associated Press, that he didn’t expect people to understand his sense of humor.

Back to the Easter Bunny, in a bit of good news, the prime minister of New Zealand has declared that the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy are essential workers and will be exempt from the nation’s stay-at-home restrictions.

STRANGE FACT: The New Zealand prime minister, Jacinda Ardern, in addition to having a swell sense of humor is also the world’s youngest female leader. Two years ago, she also became the first world leader in 30 years to give birth while in office.

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